is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
this hospital has no fireball
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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