guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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