Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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