Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
honey bunches of taint.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We talked him into tasing himself.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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