and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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