Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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