Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
