I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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