we're blogging at a bar
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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