He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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