I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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