She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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