i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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