Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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