bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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