Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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