Sorry, I don't speak sober.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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