I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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