Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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