My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
