We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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