Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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