he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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