Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have already put on my inside pants.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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