WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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