no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
