The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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