so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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