you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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