He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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