what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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