And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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