Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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