and she was petting her beer can
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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