I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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