NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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