Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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