He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she told me i tasted like america
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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