then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
How does one acquire holy water?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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