I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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