It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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