I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
40s are totally the cure
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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