you have to choose: penises or morals?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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