..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My balls are so social today.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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