i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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