her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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