Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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