YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We need to get me chipped asap
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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