The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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