I murdered the dance floor call the cops
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
A+ Viking dick
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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